Oheya, I'm Finn, and...

I'm an alcoholic. Kidding, I work in marketing, but same thing, eh? I love marketing that inspires action, but got fed up with salesy ads selling scammy products. That's why I decided to write sales copy which entertains AND sells. I already love you, tell me more!

Here’s who I am

I’m Finn, and I’m a freelance copywriter and marketing strategist with terrible humor.

When I first started in marketing, I realized there were two types of ads I HATED:

  • Gimmicky, ineffective “pun on a billboard” advertising
  • Hardcore, salesy advertising which made money, but also made you want to take a shower.

One day, I wrote a hilarious ad for myself (Mojitos may have been involved) which pulled massively That day, I realized me where I fit in the marketing world.

Today, I write copy which entertains AND sells (and is sometimes somewhat funny).

Recent Updates

How To Strategically „Cancel“ Your Competition

I know the most burning question on your mind right now:  „FINN, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?“ Glad you asked. I’m wearing my new headphones and nothing else (kidding). Yesterday, I bought the finest pair of headphones I’ve ever owned: Bose QuietComfort 35 II. They’re...

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Webinars Won’t Work In A Few Months (For Most)

You read that right. People try to sell you on webinars as the new ATM. They don’t understand webinars are just another marketing tool with a limited lifespan. You see, there are people making great money who will continue to make great money with webinars.  Just like...

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How To Become A Writer

A few years ago, I was with my parents when they had family friends over. They brought their daughters, and while one of the girls was in full-on college planning, the other was about to enter high school.  At some point, my mom asked her what she wants to be when she...

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