… is what I imagine the author of this ad might reply after getting a reluctant response to this newspaper ad I just read.
To give you some background:
I was just looking for newspaper advertisers to contact as a lead gen method, when I stumbled upon the weird section.
Yeah, the dating section.
I imagine the newspaper dating ad industry is dying, but it can be entertaining nonetheless.
I was reading this newspaper circulated in northern Germany…
…and some dude inserted this dating ad saying “39-year old man, living in Alberta, Canada—I want you to move to Alberta, kids are no problem.”
And then, the ad was over.
Yeah, that probably ain’t happenin’, my friend.
I might be wrong (and I hope so, I don’t get anything out of him being lonely), but that’s probably a bit of a large commitment to make from two lines in a newspaper.
There’s a reason most funnels begin with a free or low-cost offer.
Commitment needs to escalate gradually.